Last night I had an extremely erotic dream. The dream started off with me in the kitchen making out with two of the most beautiful women I have ever seen (other than my lovely wife of course!). After a bit, clothing was rapidly being discarded and the party was moving upstairs to the bedroom. I remember grabbing an opener and a bottle of Pinot Noir as I left the kitchen and following the two partially clad vixens upstairs.
The next two hours (yes hours, not minutes!) were filled with so much lust, depravity and debauchery that Caligula would have been proud. The dream was so incredibly real and vivid it was amazing.
When I awoke this morning, my first thought was, “Pinot?!?! What the hell was I thinking?” First off, my better half would have killed me if I spilled red wine on the carpet or the sheets (never mind the two strange naked women in the bedroom) and second, Champagne, Cava or another sparkling white wine would have been much more appropriate than Pinot Noir in that situation…
Cheers!
Mark
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